Mission: Keep Sophie from crying during movies
Success Rate: 4.358
Comments: Seven Dwarf's tears = Sophie's tears. Okay, I get it. Seven little men crying over the lovely princess's death. But a glass coffin? Seriously? You can't tell me that she would still look that beautiful in a glass coffin, particularly one that's not airtight.
Additional Comments: The Bachelor? You are your mother's daughter!
Self Portrait: "What does this button do?"
"Bananas Over Mommy. Does that mean Mommy's milk is a banana split?"
"What is this thing, and why is it moving?"
"Teeeeeese!"